mâvegiôzo

terra nullius. mi no fàsso sò perché.

What brings you to where the ocean meets the mountains? My na-name is Carlino Vargas, own-ner of the Ligurian mountains and pr---pra--protector of the flowers I keep. Make yourself c-comfortable! Ligurian hospitality is the warmest in the c-country.

Piaxéi de conóscila!

Leon
First, last and only legal twilight zone.

filiuspeccata:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

filiuspeccata:

[STOPS RUNNING AND LAYS DOWN]

[HE’S ACCEPTED HIS FATE]

GO ON WITHOUT ME AND TELL LEON HE’D BETTER MAKE ME AN ALTAR THIS TIME—

OR ELSE I’LL HAUNT HIM AND BRING BAD LUCK.

// jUST SORT OF BUCKLES AND COLLAPSES BESIDE HIM OH GOD //

NO D-DO NOT BRING HIM BAD LUCK HE DOES NOT DESERVE IT

WE ARE GO-GOING TO DIE

AGAIN.

[HUFFS AND WHEEZES AND FANS AIR TOWARDS HIM WITH HIS HAT]

TRY KNOWING HIM FOR DECADES AND THEN TELL ME HE COULDN’T USE SOME BAD LUCK BECAUSE I KNO~W HE DOES. 

…..

GOD FUCKING FUCK THIS TIME WON’T EVEN BE LIKE DRAMATIC OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WE’RE JUST GONNA GET EATEN.

BY GHOSTS.

// HEAVES AND TAKES IN THE AIR //

// OH SWEET GOD THAT WAS TOO MUCH //

NOOOO OKAY TH-THAT BOY HAS GIVEN ME A LOT DO NOT SEND BAD THINGS HI-HIS WAY HE’S INCREDIBLY CHARMING I PROMISE

—-

FUCK

FUCK!

FUCK.

NO.

NOT TO-TODAY. WE ARE NOT WEAK.

HI BUNS IM HOME and im like 200x tired tho so im gonna post calo replies and then nap

kansaimetropolis:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

kansaimetropolis:

Definitely a friend cookie!

[He hands him one.]

Even if you are actually a ghost, and not telling me, I trust you not to hurt me.

[hugs]

// Nibbles gently on the edge of the cookie, eyes lighting up— Ohhh gosh it’s so good ;;; //

I wo-would not hurt you! I promise! Plus I really do not know what I am—

// Snugs. //

Ah… Wait, you don’t?

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I thought you were a micronation… No?

But if you are a ghost, wouldn’t that put you in danger of being like… Exercised or something? That wouldn’t be good…

Ahmm… No-not quite!

Terra Nullius! Sort of half gh-ghost thing— To be honest, no one re-really knows what it is and that is why I am st-still one a good three hundred years la-later!

// Laughs //

My brothers already tried th-that it-! ;; Was embarrassing-

breviloquentbauhinia:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

breviloquentbauhinia:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

Th-there are way too many types of ghost. Where do I even get to fit? You guys are piiiicky! Maybe I can just pretend fo-for a little bit and deal with the ghost teasing.

// Quiet laugh, smothering it with the back of his hand //

I am sooorry, love. You are all so tense! Why so worried about ghosts? They are fr-friendly! Or, can be.

I think you fit in with all the, like…

"Super fruity, reedy as anything, definitely needs to get their hair styled properly, kind of a twit somehow still kind of seductive despite all that, I dunno how you manage it, it’s probably some kind of weird ghost magic…"

So, y’know, kind of like 雍正 actually. Except he actually has a reason to be nervous around these guys, it’s kind of like when you leave a gang.

I think.

// No he is giggling so hard, oh my god— The best kind of ghost? The best kind of ghost. For sure. //

Definitely weird ghost magic.

// Forehead smooch! //

… Was h-he a part of a ghost gang and then he left because people wi-will get mad and the ghosties will eat him-

Something like that, apparently.

[The kiss to his forehead makes him smile a little, though.]

Personally I’d rather not get all tied up in that kind of stuff. But, yeah, apparently he has connections, or something? And as far as I can guess, some of them might be out to get him.

It would be kind of like 英雄本色, actually. 

Mm… That sounds like a bi-bit of a mess, it does. He was flourishing a long ti-time ago, though-! Perhaps it is not the best place to be dwelling.

// Light hum. //

I do not mind him-! I th-think we are sort of similar.

He is not quite as pretty a-as you, though-

filiuspeccata:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

filiuspeccata:

[SLOWS DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND COUGHS A LOT]

FOREIGNERS— 

GO FIRST—

I GET— LIKE—  A PARDON OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

// HHHHEAVES THIS IS SO AWFUL //

// CLUTCHES A HAND TO HIS CHEST WE ARE NOT GONNA LAST //

NO TH-THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE

MAYBE THEY WI-WILL NOT SEE ME

[STOPS RUNNING AND LAYS DOWN]

[HE’S ACCEPTED HIS FATE]

GO ON WITHOUT ME AND TELL LEON HE’D BETTER MAKE ME AN ALTAR THIS TIME—

OR ELSE I’LL HAUNT HIM AND BRING BAD LUCK.

// jUST SORT OF BUCKLES AND COLLAPSES BESIDE HIM OH GOD //

NO D-DO NOT BRING HIM BAD LUCK HE DOES NOT DESERVE IT

WE ARE GO-GOING TO DIE

AGAIN.

amortentiafashion:

blog-formerly-known-as-jetstreak:

myampgoesto11:

Beautifully designed traditional Japanese Kanzashi hair ornaments by Sakae

These hair ornaments  been have made by magical techniques passed down for centuries among various families of crafts-wizards and -witches.  Each family specializes in it’s own specific kind of ornament: one family produces ornaments that, when the wearer is touched without permission, the offender is forced to chirp like a bird instead of speak for a day. Another family makes moonflower-shaped ornaments that produce a subtle Disillusionment charm, rendering one almost invisible at night, creating a ghost-like effect. One (now particularly wealthy) family makes the distinctive hōzuki (or Japanese lantern) ornaments, which are spelled with gentle but compelling Enamouring Charms to attract suitors.

(photos found and caption inspired thanks to essayofthoughts! thanks!)

WAIT OK I HAVE TO GO FOR A BIT CAUSE SCHOOL BUT SOMEONE SHOULD DRAW ME A CALO Y/Y

/watch?v=sntqBAf6kOk also watch this guy who usually complains about movies be happy about kung fu panda (even though he mistakenly calls the "furious five" the "fearsome five" /HUFFS)
Anonymous

… This so-sounds so heartwarming.

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or should i say... PANDAballism?
Anonymous

I A-AM GOING TO PEE ON YOU I DO NOT NEED THE PUNS WHEN PANDA MEAT IS AT STAKE

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and the panda actually can cook, but it's usually soup and noodles and things like that. he does not cook panda. that would be cannibalism.
Anonymous

DO PEOPLE EAT PANDA