monacomonoikos:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

monacomonoikos ha detto: ((I WAS AIMING FOR CUTE BUT LANDED IN SAD I AM SORRY butmaybeusingflowerfieldinsteadtherethatsnotsad. Mama remembers her little weirdos when they themselves don’t even if they can’t share cake ))

seu c-come up and share a c-cake with me and m-mum i turned slightly older than dirt t——today. ))

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((Ligurian family birthdays aka there goes the heart as soon as they put a piece of cake in a paper boat or driftwood to share with maman))

(( iM NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS BUSINESS and it wouldnt even be weird for them they’d just do it together and it’d totally be normal— ))

monacomonoikos ha detto: ((I WAS AIMING FOR CUTE BUT LANDED IN SAD I AM SORRY butmaybeusingflowerfieldinsteadtherethatsnotsad. Mama remembers her little weirdos when they themselves don’t even if they can’t share cake ))

seu c-come up and share a c-cake with me and m-mum i turned slightly older than dirt t——today. ))

((What if he eats cake under the night star with the stars as his candles because otherwise wow major fire hazard. What if.))

(( …. WHINES AT YOU NO THAT IS SO SAD. ))

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S OBBING oh wELL ))

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paralianprince:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

paralianprince:

Ah— no! ’Twasn’t cool at all, it was ‘orrible, and she just kept on screechin’ after, which I s’pose must’ve been my fault—

[HE IS SO ASHAMED AND CONFUSED AND YOU’RE NOT HELPING AT ALL FLUKY. At least if he was being scolded for it, he’d know how to feel about the whole thing!]

… Some orful banshee she was, all chewed up stem to stern and I dunno ‘ow she got up ‘ere, but I s’pose, you know, I weren’t quite in me right mind… I did warn ‘er!

God ‘elp me, I ffought I’d dreamt it!

// Alright, alright, that was enough laughter for now- It was really quite unfortunate how much glee the idea of Calogera being shot brought him, but he can’t help it. //

// DEEP BREATHS. //

Calogera is a banshee, that is true— I, ahhh. I wa-want to say that she is as ho-horrible as she looks, but she can actually be very very kind when sh-she wants to be. She is a lot like me-! Very soft, though he-her edges are not.

… She did come t-to visit you at a very bad time, though, didn’t she-

// They’ll have to talk about that. Sea, you trooper- //

I am sure sh-she would apologize. ;; I will make sure she does no-not stop by again— I promise her company is no-not all that awful-!

// They can talk over coffee cake or something. Super civil. Carlino will even bake for it. //

Nay! You shu’ up right oray— I’m the one ‘oo wants to apologise, yeah? Not ‘er! I’m the one ‘oo is guilty, yeah? You just don’t like ‘er is all so you’re bein’ unfair!

[… Quite a one-eighty from a boy who’d been the one to threaten and scream at someone. But, then, he figures, he was just trying to protect himself. 
… But then, she hadn’t known— but he’d warned her!]

Right— … you tell ‘er I am sorry, yeah?

She can come by so long as she says ‘ullo like a normal person, and asks me!

No, she—

// She doesn’t deserve to be apologized to- It hesitates and sits in his mouth like a wad of gum but he decides against it. //

… I will te-tell her. Maybe you two can m-meet on better circumstances? I— Ah… She should be sorry for not listening, though. Or fo-for trespassing. It can be a mu-mutual sorry saying-!

paralianprince:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

paralianprince:

Absolutely not! Where’s your ‘ead gone? I ditn’t even get to apologise! But it’s just, she frigh’ened me so and she wouldn’t leave—

[HE IS SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW TO REACT like why is Carlino okay with this?? Why does he seem to be actively encouraging this?? You are the WORST ROLE MODEL THE WORST.]

I— I only shot ‘er a li’le bit! ’Twas stormin’ out and I couldn’t aim properly—

[… In which Peter only continues to dig his own grave.]

Sea, I d-do not know if you can just sh-shoot someone a little bit— That is a lot of bits-

// hE’S CACKLING THOUGH. THIS IS INCREDIBLE. Honestly, he expected absolutely nothing less from her as she just sort of expects everyone to accept her so seamlessly-  Peter, your reaction was a work of art. Carlino is delighted. //

Did she bleed? Wa-was it cool? I hope she left you alone-

She must ha-have-! ;;

Ah— no! ’Twasn’t cool at all, it was ‘orrible, and she just kept on screechin’ after, which I s’pose must’ve been my fault—

[HE IS SO ASHAMED AND CONFUSED AND YOU’RE NOT HELPING AT ALL FLUKY. At least if he was being scolded for it, he’d know how to feel about the whole thing!]

… Some orful banshee she was, all chewed up stem to stern and I dunno ‘ow she got up ‘ere, but I s’pose, you know, I weren’t quite in me right mind… I did warn ‘er!

God ‘elp me, I ffought I’d dreamt it!

// Alright, alright, that was enough laughter for now- It was really quite unfortunate how much glee the idea of Calogera being shot brought him, but he can’t help it. //

// DEEP BREATHS. //

Calogera is a banshee, that is true— I, ahhh. I wa-want to say that she is as ho-horrible as she looks, but she can actually be very very kind when sh-she wants to be. She is a lot like me-! Very soft, though he-her edges are not.

… She did come t-to visit you at a very bad time, though, didn’t she-

// They’ll have to talk about that. Sea, you trooper- //

I am sure sh-she would apologize. ;; I will make sure she does no-not stop by again— I promise her company is no-not all that awful-!

// They can talk over coffee cake or something. Super civil. Carlino will even bake for it. //

paralianprince:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

paralianprince:

[The sickly pallor that came over Peter’s face then could not possibly be at all reassuring. He snapped his mouth shut and kept his gaze down on his fidgety hands, willing the words in his head to cooperate. For all he knew it was just a dream, but…]

… You know ‘ow I must stay in all winter? No one’s s’posed to come ‘ere.

A girl came ‘n I don’t know ‘ow she got up ‘ere but she did and she said I knew ‘er and that she was like you, ‘n I got frigh’ened and I kind of— erm— I… I might’ve shot ‘er?

Sorry. I ffink she was okay though.

………………………………

You shot her.

// He is both so impressed and so overwhelmingly horrified that he just kind of gawks with wide eyes and an even wider mouth— She mentioned absolutely nothing of that and uSUALLY GETTING SHOT IS A BIG DEAL. //

That so-sounds awesome.

// He says this with love. But we are so proud. //

Absolutely not! Where’s your ‘ead gone? I ditn’t even get to apologise! But it’s just, she frigh’ened me so and she wouldn’t leave—

[HE IS SO CONFUSED AS TO HOW TO REACT like why is Carlino okay with this?? Why does he seem to be actively encouraging this?? You are the WORST ROLE MODEL THE WORST.]

I— I only shot ‘er a li’le bit! ’Twas stormin’ out and I couldn’t aim properly—

[… In which Peter only continues to dig his own grave.]

Sea, I d-do not know if you can just sh-shoot someone a little bit— That is a lot of bits-

// hE’S CACKLING THOUGH. THIS IS INCREDIBLE. Honestly, he expected absolutely nothing less from her as she just sort of expects everyone to accept her so seamlessly-  Peter, your reaction was a work of art. Carlino is delighted. //

Did she bleed? Wa-was it cool? I hope she left you alone-

She must ha-have-! ;;

paralianprince:

castrum-sepulcri-burgum:

paralianprince:

… Nay, I don’t ffink so. I only nicked Vera ‘n ran back out. Ditn’t see no girls.

[Leaning back, he snatches up one of the various scrapped metals scattered across the deck, saved in the hope they could fulfil some purpose but with the knowledge that they probably will not. He grabs it just to fidget with it, turning it over in his hands and flicking rusty flakes away.]


This girl, she frigh’enin?

Well… Vera is mo-most important so I am glad you found her—

// It warms his heart to ridiculous temperatures when he hears how much care Peter has put into Vera- But where was Calo, then? Partying it up in the bay, perhaps but he’d have to just kill her if she was oh my god- //

… Frightening- Ah… I… Sci? I thin— I think she is.

She says that long ri-ribbons ate her up a long ti-time ago and almost got her face but reached no fu-further than over her nose- 

// He draws over where her dark scars twisted on himself, frowning just slightly. //

She ca-can be okay, though. She likes you. Especially after ou-our adventure a year and a bit ago-! Or ha-has it been that long?

[The sickly pallor that came over Peter’s face then could not possibly be at all reassuring. He snapped his mouth shut and kept his gaze down on his fidgety hands, willing the words in his head to cooperate. For all he knew it was just a dream, but…]

… You know ‘ow I must stay in all winter? No one’s s’posed to come ‘ere.

A girl came ‘n I don’t know ‘ow she got up ‘ere but she did and she said I knew ‘er and that she was like you, ‘n I got frigh’ened and I kind of— erm— I… I might’ve shot ‘er?

Sorry. I ffink she was okay though.

………………………………

You shot her.

// He is both so impressed and so overwhelmingly horrified that he just kind of gawks with wide eyes and an even wider mouth— She mentioned absolutely nothing of that and uSUALLY GETTING SHOT IS A BIG DEAL. //

That so-sounds awesome.

// He says this with love. But we are so proud. //

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